My friend and I review something called a genotype diet by that goofball n.* d. what's his name.



yes, I am gt2-gatherer with secret warrior gene that gathers information, then slays bad bad diet doctors.
 :-P

HAHAHAAAAA! 

I think I’m the gt1-hunter.  From the description. But wait, I can’t be because I’m not an O....
Ohhh dear.

I found a list of them all here. Pretty idiotic. Whatever happened to secretors? *LOL* Those used to be the extra two types to make 6 out of four ABO types.

http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage.asp?id=POLY-E&comment_page=34



actually.. the gt2-gatherer profile isn't far off (but even a broken clock will be correct once in a while)

Yeah. Reading those 6 profiles, its sort of hard to fit into any of them, don’t you think? A lot like astrology. A little of this, a little of that. Mix it all up real good, and a little of it will be, what hey! An exact fit!

The rest of it, well, we will just have to ignore the rest of it that doesn't fit at all....



but... I'm going to take the gt2-gatherer diet to heart, and avoid Boar, Sweetbreads, Venison.

I would avoid those too!  ewwwww!  Ickkkkk~~~   Gross!

wait a minute..  I can't have chicken?  but... ostrich and emu are superfoods!!!  oh!  no problem.. I 'm sure I can find some at my local grocery store.. let me look at the sales now!!!

Maybe you can start raising your own.  I’ve seen ostrich farms near here, within a hundred miles at least. Goofy looking birds.  BIG too.   I think they must be harder to kill and pluck/clean than a chicken though. Watch yourself girl..they look downright nasty.

oh my god... you won't believe all the fruits and vegetables he says are toxins to me.  what in the hell were my ancestors gathering then?

I don’t know!  I haven’t seen the food lists.  He doesn’t know much botany or anything about vegetables, farming, hybridizing, from what I’ve seen.  Maybe he made an eensy weensy little mistake..

and of course.. no reasons given.  of course.

Yes, yes. Its always the same isn’t it?  No reason for this or that major health decision. Just do what I say. Even though you are a very bright girl....best not to ask too many questions. Scary!

fun to find out what you are (kind of like determining your eastern western sign and the interactions there.. only that is explained more..), but the diets are just put there and said, this is what is good for your type.

Sort of like astrology you mean? Yes I’m sure there is that nuance in both the blood type diet and of course this new genotype diet. New agey and airy-fairy  I guess. Fits right in there with auras, spoon bending, mind control. Heh heh heh

oh.. and go to my website for updates (if you pay for membership).

Sort of like those dime installment novels of yesteryear.....
Except the price is much higher.  Do you think the entertainment value is as high though??

 


*  n as in printing terminology.  An 'n' is half an m; or less in this case.

n.d.  <  M.D.