Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make
just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Maltese: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?